"He said, What!?!"......Famous Football quotes...

I've given up beer and guzzling. My only lapse is to have a few toffees." - Paul Gascoigne, 1995

"I always thought managers were more involved, but when it comes down to it, I just sit there and watch like everyone else." - Kevin Keegan, 1993, Newcastle manager

"If someone in the crowd spits at you, you've just got to swallow it" - Gary Lineker

"I hope Saturday's display has enhanced my claim to be regarded as the World's No. 1." - David Seaman, after saving Gary McAllister's penalty (Euro 96)

"I'm told he watches videos. I wonder if he's seen Matt Le Tissier Unbelieveable? Maybe I should send him one" - Matt Le Tissier, on Terry Venables, then England manager

"I didn't get too many women running after me. It was their f****** husbands who'd be after me" - Charlie George, former Arsenal player

"There are two schools of thought on the way the rest of this half is going to develop; everybody's got their own opinion" - Kevin Keegan

"I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona" - Kevin Keegan

"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different" - Kevin Keegan

"Using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength." - Kevin Keegan

"A ten-foot keeper really should have stopped that." - Big Ron

"Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning." - Big Ron

"He must be lightning slow." - Big Ron

"He'll take some pleasure from that, Brian Carey. He and Steve Bull have been having it off all afternoon." - Big Ron

"Scholes and Van Nistelrooy drugged the last two defenders." - Big Ron

"Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside." - Big Ron